Bli brun nå før sommeren!

Da setter jeg igang en ny konkurranse. Det blir en konkurranse som varer hele helgen og premien blir et solpass til en verdi av 1000kr og to trøstesolpass til en verdi av 100kr hver!
Konkurransen går ut på følgende:
Dere skal skrive det morsomste eller beste sitatet fra en film eller en serie!

De 5 beste vil bli valgt ut på søndag og det blir avstemning over den som er best, den med flest stemmer vinner et solpass til 1000kr, 2. og 3. plassen får trøstepremiene. So now’s the time to be hilarious or creative (kanskje begge deler). Dere har god tid på dere, så er bare å sende flere forslag og så mange som mulig kan bli med. Jeg går igjennom hvert enkelt sitat!
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Husk å få med hvilken serie og hvem som sier det du har valgt!
G.
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66 kommentar to “Bli brun nå før sommeren!”

  1. chuck bass Says:

    Nate Archibald: She’s right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
    Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
    Chuck Bass: Several times.
    Nate Archibald: [looks at Serena] I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date.
    Nate Archibald: [looks at Chuck] Once.
    Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck]
    Chuck Bass: I’m Chuck Bass.

  2. Abel Says:

    Kunne sikkert ha disket opp noe bra men er ganske tan egentlig.

  3. ingeborg andersen fjeld Says:

    From now on, your dick is my dick. I’m gonna get you laid.

    40 year old virgin

  4. Karoline Says:

    Chandler i Friends: A beautiful little baby! And some other stuff I’m gonna pretend I don’t see!

  5. ingeborg andersen fjeld Says:

    Matthew: Oh ok, I’ll just go fuck myself then.

    Darald: God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!

    Brian: You don’t need to put your P in a V right now.
    Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone’s T’s.

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall

  6. joakim Says:

    Det er bedre å suge en kar, enn å ha hjernen til Negar!

    Det er bedre å drive hor, enn å lime med Noor!

    Blir det ikke kuse, så river jeg huset!

  7. joakim Says:

    Paradise hotel-PETTER<3<3<3

  8. Sebastian Says:

    «I knew about it, do you think you knew about it and I didn’t know about it. DO YOU THINK THERE IS ANYTHING IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DON’T KNOW ABOUT» – «Ari Gold», Entourage.

  9. S.a Says:

    slå deg ned , før jeg slår deg ned 😉 fra carl og co tror jeg 😛

  10. Frida Says:

    Just because I don’t care, doesnt mean I don’t understand

    – Homer J. Simpson

  11. Maria Says:

    FRIENDS:

    Joey sier som vanlig noe dumt.
    Chandler: «Joey? You know when you use a q-tip .. you’re not supposed to push it in to far»

  12. lise marit Says:

    likte den øverste 🙂
    chuck er best

  13. Martin Says:

    All-righty then! – Ace Ventura

  14. Martin Says:

    Chuck: Yale, the only thing she wanted more than me. That would be painful.
    Serena: Chuck, she’s embarrassed, so we’ve gotta give her time to lick her wounds.
    Chuck: Maybe I could lick them for her.

  15. agnethe Says:

    Addams Family Values
    Little Girl: …and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
    Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
    Wednesday: They had sex.

    Family guy:
    Brian Griffin: Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.
    Peter Griffin: I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

  16. Helle Says:

    Assholeeeee – little jack – Meet the fockers

  17. Helle Says:

    Once you go black you never go back, det var derfor jeg valgte noor her på insiden og da vettu. – Terese – Paradise Hotel

  18. Sebasstian Says:

    Chuck: [to Blair] I see you’re wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?

    Chuck: If you needed to mark your territory so badly, Nathaniel, maybe you should just pee on her.

    Both from Gossip Girl.

    XoXo
    Chuck Sebasstian

  19. Talkie Walkie Says:

    «I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint: it’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster!»
    – Family Guy

  20. Emilie Flatner Says:

    Mary Kate ser på bikkja som har svelget den verdifulle minnebrikken hennes. Ashley løper avgårde og sier at de må la den være igjen,
    Mary Kate sier «No, I need that dog. The brick is my life, so when he poops, he’s poop is my life»

    Fra New York minute

  21. atlesyversen Says:

    Sitat fra serien Will & Grace :

    Grace- If you’re looking for your Aunt Karen, she’s not here. She doesn’t work on days that end with…»day.»

  22. Silje Says:

    Yippi ki-ai, motherfucker! (Die Hard)

    If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer(Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

    Mrs. White: ‘Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.(clue)

  23. henrik Aukland Says:

    im here to kick ass and chew buble gum, and im all out of gum!
    : video av det http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NimgvwDO2CI

    hvordan man skal få en hore til å slutte å jobbe som prostituert: for mange quotes på få sekunder til å skrive det

    friends:

    joey: die hard 2!!
    chandler: joey this is die hard 1 again
    joey: ah, but if we watch it a second time its die hard 2!
    ross: joey, we just saw it..
    joey: and?
    ross : and it would be cool to see it agaiN!
    joey & ross: DIE HARD!!

  24. henrik Aukland Says:

    video til friends quoten : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3PLxXdLukg

  25. Arvinho Says:

    «Borat: What’s up with it vanilla face ? Me and my homie azamat just parked our slap outside. We’re looking for some way to post up our black asses for the night. Soeeh… bang-bang skeet-skeet, nigga.»

  26. Stine Says:

    Quote fra Kyle xy:

    Josh: Not all of us have your brain power dude.
    Kyle: Then you can’t afford to waste any, can you?

  27. Eline Says:

    Addams Family Values

    Little Girl: …and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
    Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
    Wednesday: They had sex.

    Og en til :

    «He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.»
    Forrest Gump
    (referring to Apple Computers)

  28. Victoria Says:

    Kevin Copeland: Tell Latrell if he wants to use protection, there’s an extra shower curtain in the bathroom!

    – White Chicks

    Meg: I just want to kill myself I’m gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
    (Lois and Peter stare in silence)
    Meg: I’m allergic to peanuts.
    (Peter and Lois keep staring)
    Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
    Peter: Who was that guy?

    – Family Guy

    🙂

  29. Ann Karin Says:

    «Du konne inte tenka deg och ronka mei?»
    «hur gjør man det då?»
    «ehm.. tenk deg en ketchup flaska, så skal du prova och få UT ketchupen»

    – Fra svenske filmen ‘Hipp Hipp Hora’ : )

  30. Heidii Says:

    «When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep – not screaming, like the passengers in his car»
    ~ Unknown

    «Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner.»
    ~ Lyndon B. Johnson

    If people from Poland are called Poles Why aren’t people from Holland called Holes ?
    ~ George Carlin

  31. Heidii Says:

    What you call dog with no legs?
    Don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.
    ~ Unknown

    Kids in the back seat don’t cause accidents,
    accidents in the back seat causes kids
    ~ Unknown

  32. KristinaB Says:

    Fra «How I met your mother» 😉

    Barney: [at a party] Do you ever go behind the rope and touch it?
    Employee at Liberty Bell Site: Only all the time.
    Barney: Do you ever like, stick your head inside it?
    Employee: Yeah.
    Barney: Have you ever licked it?
    Employee: Nope…I have never licked it.
    Barney: I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell. If someone were to pull that off, I daresay it would be – what the word? LEGENDARY.

    😉

  33. MonicaBeach Says:

    So, olives.. Lily loves em, you don’t. Two weeks ago, random bar, dish of olives, you had some, wharrrøøøp.

    Fra how i met your mother:)

    Tror egentlig man må se det for å få lættis men.

  34. Sverre Says:

    «Ai Bai that parraply» – digger lisbeth og nancy fra charter<3

  35. Sverre Says:

    Stewie i FamilyGuy:

    -Stewie: Soooo Broccoli, mother says you’re very good for me. But I’m afraid I’m no good for you.

    -Stewie: Cut my eggs.
    Butler: [cuts eggs] Your eggs are cut sir.
    Stewie: Cut my milk!
    Butler: I can’t sir, it’s liquid.
    Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it, then cut it, and if you question me again I’ll put you on diaper detail and I promise I won’t make it easy for you.

    Haha, se for deg stemmen. Han er bare best!

  36. Emilia Says:

    Flåklypa Grand Prix
    «Nei, dra meg baklengs inn i fuglekassa!»

    haha, alle gangene solan gundersen sier det, er det sykt morsomt :’)

  37. Becca Says:

    istid- sid
    -dra meg i halen og slæng meg i myren.
    (på dialekten hans da,ellers er det ikke noe morsomt)

  38. Jeanette Says:

    beste sitatet jeg liker: loves not a competition, but i’m winning it.
    ikke at jeg egentlig vet hvor sitatet er fra da riktig nok:-p

  39. T Says:

    James Bond, Quantum of Solace:

    Mattis to James Bond: I have pills for everything!

  40. Kathrine Says:

    «Spencer and I borke up, soo.. Frankie and Im, are dating now..»
    – Brody Jenner ❤

  41. MR Says:

    Alex: If a guy treats you like he doesn’t give a shit, it’s because he doesn’t give a shit. – fra He’s Just not that into you

    Allie: [lying in the middle of the street] What happens if a car comes?
    Noah: We die. – Fra The Notebook

  42. Anonym Says:

    »I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.»

    Tony Montana – Scarface

    Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
    Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it’s THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

    Stewie Griffin – Family guy

  43. marie Says:

    «Do you know what you see if you look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary?»
    «A picture of me?»
    «No. A definition of the word idiot wich is what you are.»
    «Oh.» Fra kiss kiss bang bang 🙂 hehheheeeh…

  44. Tong Says:

    «When Prince Charming found Cinderellas slipper, they didn’t accuse him of having a foot fetish» – Dan Humphrey. Gossip Girl

  45. Helene Says:

    in the galaxy of this house sucks cameldicks. bare se på stepbrothers, mer enn nok quotes og ta fra der ass. sinnafjes

  46. lisaa Says:

    Ned Flanders: The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something…
    Homer Simpson: Gay gay gay gay gay gay

    Fra the simpsons 🙂

  47. lisaa Says:

    Trish: Do you have protection?
    Andy: I don’t believe in guns.

    Fra 40 years old virgin! 😀

  48. Maria Says:

    Ace ventura: «For god sake, I’m a doctor. Not a pool man!»
    og «Do NOT go in there, huuuu»

  49. Karoline Says:

    Forrest Gump about Apple Computers:
    «He got me invested in some kinda fruit company»

  50. Sverre Says:

    «well, I I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era …» – Anchorman

    «where did u get those clothes from…the toilet store?» Anchorman

  51. Ine Kristin Says:

    When you can live forever, what do you live for?

    – Twilight.

  52. Marte J Says:

    – Bedre å spy på fest, enn å druse en med byllepest
    – Heller suge en kar, enn å ha hjernen til Negar

    Begge fra Paradise-Petter, som de fleste sikkert skjønner 😉

  53. Kathy Says:

    Chinese Foooood. May I help you?
    Yeah. I’d like to place an order.
    What would you like?
    Yeah, I’d like three orders of garlic chicken.
    And then?
    And then three orders of white rice.
    And then?
    And then…, you guys want soup?
    Sure.
    Yeah, Three orders of wantan soup.
    And then?
    Oh, ah, some fortune cookies too.
    And then?
    That’s it. I think that’s about it.
    And then?
    No. That’s it.
    And then?
    No ‘and then’. I…, I…, that’s all I want.
    And then?
    And then, and then, and then
    I’m, then nothing else coz I’m done ordering. OK?
    And then?

    Fra Dude, where’s my car

  54. Marie Says:

    Why so serious?
    -Dark knite 🙂

  55. Lise Says:

    When your jeans are as tight as mine you need a place to keep your phone..

    -Miley Cyrus

  56. Trude Says:

    Fra friends:

    «You know when you use a q-tip .. you’re not supposed to push it in to far”

    og livet er hardt, ingen har overlevd enda! 🙂

  57. Karoline Says:

    Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
    Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

    Mr. Garrison: I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

    Begge fra South Park.

  58. Ester Mariell Says:

    MOTEPOLITIET

    Mica: Wow, that dress is on fire!
    Louise: Yeah, I want to PUT it on fire!

  59. Tarjei Says:

    Fra Romance & Cigarettes

    Baby: «You’re the best kisser in the world Fryburg»
    Fryburg:»I’m gonna make out with your hole family, baby»

    En film alle må se =)

  60. Tarjei Says:

    Correction:

    Fra Romance & Cigarettes

    Baby: “You’re the best kisser in the world Fryburg”
    Fryburg:”I’m gonna make out with your hole family, baby”

    En film alle må se =)

  61. Tarjei Says:

    FAEN DA: Dette er quoten:

    Fra Romance & Cigarettes

    Baby: “You’re the best kisser in the WHOLE world Fryburg”
    Fryburg:”I’m gonna make out with your hole family, baby”

    En film alle må se =)

  62. Jenny Says:

    Silence is fucking golden.
    – Ari Gold, Entourage.

  63. hajin Says:

    The Simpsons:

    Marge: Do you really think that woman are mentally inferior?
    Homer: Well, eh uh, honey you are just as smart as a man. Sometimes when I’m with you I feel like I’m doing it with a dude.

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